What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
At 4 months old this cat had already seen all the horrors of the world from within his house. Another month would just be too hard...and since the doors are locked and he has no opposable thumb, this is the only way out. Now if he could just figure out a way to start the blender. He's already questioning not going head first...this way he also has to endure all the pain of the world before he goes.
Zachary the cat was clearly in trouble. He'd gotten himself caught inside the blender.... again. He suddnly wished he'd done more with his life. Like finally caught that mouse he'd been meaning to chase, or had sex for the first time. Now with one push of a button, he'd be killed, and turned into a virgin zachary daquiri. "Fml," he thought to himself. "Fm fucking l."
Rex and Rover thought that seeing the kitten tremble inside the blender was what Spot meant by "cat shake". It wasn't until Spot hit the button that they finally understood...
Please let me out. I don't want to die. Not like this. Not like this.........
ReplyDeleteI thought when the recipe called for catsup, I was doing something wrong.....Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww horse mixup!
ReplyDeleteHaving an unhealthy addiction to alcohol, Puss N' Boots downed the entire margarita. Now he just needed to find a way out.....
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ReplyDeleteAt 4 months old this cat had already seen all the horrors of the world from within his house. Another month would just be too hard...and since the doors are locked and he has no opposable thumb, this is the only way out. Now if he could just figure out a way to start the blender. He's already questioning not going head first...this way he also has to endure all the pain of the world before he goes.
ReplyDeleteZoe: No, Daddy, NO!
ReplyDeleteZoe: But Daddy, I love Charlie! I LOVE HIM!
ReplyDeleteBrian: You don't even know what love is! You are my little girl, and if I can't have you, no one can!!! (pushes button)
Zoe: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kate: Brian? Zoe? What...Brian! What are you doing to Charlie! OH GOD!!!!!!!
...to be continued
I feel so sorry for this kitten that I can't even think of a clever caption.
ReplyDelete"The new Magic Bullet makes up to four glasses of pussy juice in thirty seconds!"
ReplyDeleteHaha. Pussy juice...
ReplyDeleteI've heard of pussy whipped, but whipped pussy?
ReplyDeleteZachary the cat was clearly in trouble. He'd gotten himself caught inside the blender.... again. He suddnly wished he'd done more with his life. Like finally caught that mouse he'd been meaning to chase, or had sex for the first time. Now with one push of a button, he'd be killed, and turned into a virgin zachary daquiri. "Fml," he thought to himself. "Fm fucking l."
ReplyDeleteRex and Rover thought that seeing the kitten tremble inside the blender was what Spot meant by "cat shake". It wasn't until Spot hit the button that they finally understood...
ReplyDeleteSarah Mclachlan is gonna be pissed!
ReplyDeleteAmerica runs on Duncan. That's the cat's name! Awwwww horse tranquilizers!
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