What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"Children, I've got horrible news. King Friday passed away in his sleep last night. Apparently, he suffocated himself and then managed to rip off all of his limbs. Let's all just have a moment of silence for King Friday...."
Few knew that Fred Rogers was really born Fred Krueger, and that he killed numerous neighborhood children and burned to death before he became the host of a popular show "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".
Sadly Mr. Rogers died shortly after this. Despite all the public service announcements about H1N1 he just could not get the hang of sneezing into his elbow.
"Children, I've got horrible news. King Friday passed away in his sleep last night. Apparently, he suffocated himself and then managed to rip off all of his limbs. Let's all just have a moment of silence for King Friday...."
ReplyDelete"Won't you be my neighbor.....so i can FUCKING KILL YOU!"
ReplyDeleteFew knew that Fred Rogers was really born Fred Krueger, and that he killed numerous neighborhood children and burned to death before he became the host of a popular show "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".
ReplyDeleteLet me be your neighbor. But don't go to sleep tonight children! I'm warning you...you all know what happens when you fall asleep.
ReplyDeleteNow I’ll teach that ping pong ball dropping freak Captain Kangaroo who’s boss!
ReplyDeleteSadly Mr. Rogers died shortly after this. Despite all the public service announcements about H1N1 he just could not get the hang of sneezing into his elbow.
ReplyDelete"That's right kids, today we're going to learn about numbers! Now repeat after me: One, two, freddy's comin for you..."
ReplyDeleteThis might be one of the scariest picures I've ever seen. You're sick Brian. You owe me a few hours of sleep...
ReplyDeleteFred could never figure out why fans of Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood were always frightened by the backscratching portion of his show...
ReplyDeleteHow could Mr. Rodgers afford so many new sweaters everyweek? Five-fingered discount!
ReplyDeleteThis is nothin. Once I saw Pee-wee Herman touch himself!
ReplyDeleteWe all have skeletons in our closets, and Mr. Rogers is no exception. Who wants to be his neighbor now?
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