Monday, October 12, 2009

Week 12 - Pic #1 - Monday Caption Bonanza!


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16 comments:

  1. Krazymofo73October 12, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    "Honey, I blew up the dog!........No seriously, I fucking made the dog explode. There's bits and pieces everywhere. I don't know what that thing in the kitchen is."

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  2. Krazymofo73October 12, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    When the toilet bowl has run out of water...it makes it way to the kitchen sink.

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  3. Krazymofo73October 12, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Jane: "Excuse me, I just need to get in there, just want to wash these dishes off a little bit and then put them in the dishwasher."

    Dog: "Can't you see I'm fucking thirsty? Do I bother you when you're drinking? Get the fuck out of here!"

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  4. Krazymofo73October 12, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    This dog isn't actually any bigger than your average size dog. He just ran his way onto a midget's property.

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  5. Bar-Now.com PontificatesOctober 12, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    "Is this defrosting Mung in the kitchen sink?I gotta lick me some of that...mmmm, ruff ruff, bark and stuff."

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  6. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    "I always said the kitchen is the best place to have sex. It's the most sociable room in the house. So, you gonna mount me or what?"

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  7. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    I've been waiting to wash my hands for twenty minutes. This hotel for dogs sucks!

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  8. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    After Rex killed Whiskers, and stuffed his remains down the garbage disosal, he couldn't help feeling proud to have finally beaten his nemesis. "Good dog," he thought to himself as he watched the last bit of cat fur and bone swirl down the drain. "Good dog."

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  9. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    "Arth! Arth! Aaaarth!" Translation: "My toungue is stuck to these fuckin frozen hot dogs!" Awwww horse meat!

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  10. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Disclaimer: The following caption depicts a time when a kid Dean, Jason, and I went to highschool with's dog ate an entire chocolate cake and they had to make it throw up, so they fed it salt..

    "Okay, who fed the dog salt?"

    Hahahahaha! Oh man! That was the best! It's like sometimes people tell a joke or a story, and then they're like "guess you had to be there" but this story just puts you right in the moment! Fuck me!

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  11. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Spot took one look at his owner Brian's new profile pic, and literally tossed his cookies.

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  12. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Why don't you put up a picture of yourself finding a decent picture to put up?!

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  13. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    "Oh, I'm supposed to stick my head in the oven? No wonder I'm not dead yet! What an embarassing little mishap! Haha! I'll get this! Don't you worry. I'll get this..."

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  14. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    "Oh no! My wedding ring! That bitch is gonna KILL me!"

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  15. Rjkratky83October 13, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    All dogs go to... kitchens apparently. Huh.

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  16. KateOctober 21, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    the world's tiniest kitchen.

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