Monday, October 19, 2009

Week 13 - Pic #1 - Monday Caption Bonanza!


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  1. Dean, Brian, and Ryan had just arrived at the gay bar, Tight Cauldrons, together. "When's Jason's gonna get here?! He better be bringing his fucking wifebeater!"

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  2. "You're fucking wearing the same shirt as me, bro."

    "Nah, bro...yours is white, mine is more of an eggshell...."

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  3. "Our muscles are so fucking big, you'll never be able to find our penises under them!"

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  4. Francisco, pictured in the middle, knew he gotten hands surgically implanted on his neck for a reason. It was an awesome conversation starter to pick up men with bulging biceps. And they can hold fucking Coronas!

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  5. The Mayor, Deputy Mayor, and Treasurer of Staten Island were ready for their meeting with Chairmen Miller Highlife and the Secretary of Flipping the Bird.

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  6. They really should change the name to "husband beaters"...

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  7. These are the gayest looking dudes I've ever seen. I mean who wakes up, gets dressed like this, looks in the mirror and says to themselves "damn I look good!" What a bunch of fags. Seriously, who- they're behind me, aren't they...

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  8. That new three stooges movie is gonna suck.

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  9. I told you cloning was a bad idea!

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  10. There are three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. This lucky photographer was able to capture all three in one photo! Awwwwwwwwwww Horse memories!

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  11. "What'd ya mean you're outta red bull? We can't drink just straight jaeger! I WILL GUT YOU LIKE THE FISH THAT YOU ARE!"

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  12. If you think their muscles are impressive, wait until you see their penises. Actually, they're not very impressive. They're quite small. Quite.

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  13. I knew my photo of three greaseballs would finally prove that Italians are the worst people in the world. I was right.

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