What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
Brian and Ryan found that they couldn't make love to each other unless they were wearing masks. What Brian didn't know was that that night, Ryan had given Phillip Smith a hundred bucks and a copy of Herbie Does Dallas to wear his mask.
"Jason! Wake up! I just had the worst dream! People kept making movies about us where we got killed over and over again, and we never got any royalties!"
"Hey Honey, Did you remember to clean up all those dead teenagers before you came to bed?"
ReplyDeleteMichael: "Dear....Dear......you awake?"
ReplyDeleteJason: "I am now....what do you want?"
Michael: "Oh nothing.....just that I love you...."
Jason: "I can't believe it....I can't believe they decapitated her....she was my fucking mother!"
ReplyDeleteMichael: "It's alright honey, let's deal with it in the morning."
"Hey Jason, can you....um...do me a...um... favor...STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING BLANKET!"
ReplyDeleteNo spooning, I told you, I have a big meeting in the morning and I need to be rested.
ReplyDeleteSlashers don't spoon.. They knife!
ReplyDeleteBrian and Ryan found that they couldn't make love to each other unless they were wearing masks. What Brian didn't know was that that night, Ryan had given Phillip Smith a hundred bucks and a copy of Herbie Does Dallas to wear his mask.
ReplyDeleteChucky, like any Good Guy, slept at the foot of the bed...
ReplyDelete"I said no! Just like everything else, Michael, you've KILLED the mood!"
ReplyDelete"Jason! Wake up! I just had the worst dream! People kept making movies about us where we got killed over and over again, and we never got any royalties!"
ReplyDeleteBrian's real parents
ReplyDeleteI knew it! I f'ing knew it!
ReplyDeleteMatch made in hell.
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