Monday, October 5, 2009

Week 11 - Pic #1 - Monday Caption Bonanza!


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15 comments:

  1. Krazymofo73October 5, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    "FIND ME THAT WOOD GODDAMMIT!"

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  2. Krazymofo73October 5, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    Mel offered the beaver $2 million to find his son. Unbeknownst to Mel, the beaver was leading him straight into a trap, straight into the hands.....of Gary Sinise.

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  3. Krazymofo73October 5, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    Just another normal 5am morning jog for Mel.

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  4. Bar-Now.com PontificatesOctober 5, 2009 at 8:56 PM

    I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.

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  5. Bar-Now.com PontificatesOctober 5, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

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  6. Bar-Now.com PontificatesOctober 5, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

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  7. rick jamesOctober 5, 2009 at 9:27 PM

    Sadly, Mel grabbed the wrong puppet in his audition for "Mr. Garrison" in "SOUTHPARK: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL".

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  8. AnonymousOctober 6, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    If you think what's on his hand is impressive, wait till you see what's on his penis. It's two beavers.

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  9. Rjkratky83October 9, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    I myself am a beaver-sniffin jew, but when I heard Mel Gibson genetically engineered his very own jew-sniffin beaver I was truly astonished... Oh Mel. The things you'll do in the name of antisemetism!

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  10. Rjkratky83October 9, 2009 at 12:56 AM

    Remember when Mel Gibson took over for Dave Coulier to play Uncle Joey/Ranger Joe on Full House: The Second Story? "Wasn't Jesus's cross made out of.... WOOD?!"

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  11. Rjkratky83October 9, 2009 at 12:57 AM

    "Celebrities putting small animals up THEIR asses has been done to death," Mel thought as he ran from the cops. "Time to switch things up a bit..."

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  12. Rjkratky83October 9, 2009 at 1:33 AM

    Mel: "Hey Woody! Who do you hate more than anyone in the world?"

    Woody: "Dam Jews!"

    Mel: "Oh, Woody, that joke only works when it's written!"

    Woody: "Dam Kikes?"

    Mel: "Better!"

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  13. Rjkratky83October 9, 2009 at 1:35 AM

    "But officer! I didn't shoot that security guard outside the holocaust museum! It was my friend Chuck here! Awww Horse Hatred!"

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  14. KateOctober 21, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    something tells me this picture was doctored...I mean, Mel Gibson exercising? Don't insult us.

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  15. GodoOctober 21, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    FREEDOM!!!

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