What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"Now this, ooooooh, now this is a picture of a hot dog I ate a couple months ago. Oh god, that was such a good hot dog. Now this one, ohhhhhhh this one, was a salisbury steak that I had marinated in a light honey glazed sauce, it was just, ohhhhhhh, so good." (wipes drool from lips) "Oh now this one, this one is a picture of a couple of chicken wings I found on the floor."
"This a record book I've been keeping of all the people that I've been with...intimately. I'm just gonna add your name here, on line number 45. Pay no attention to the names that look like boy names, it's not accurate. Only about half of them were."
Even though every night before they went to bed, Ralph and Alice Kramden picked a new page from the Kama Sutra, it always ended the same for poor Alice... Pow, right in the kisser!
"Now this, ooooooh, now this is a picture of a hot dog I ate a couple months ago. Oh god, that was such a good hot dog. Now this one, ohhhhhhh this one, was a salisbury steak that I had marinated in a light honey glazed sauce, it was just, ohhhhhhh, so good." (wipes drool from lips) "Oh now this one, this one is a picture of a couple of chicken wings I found on the floor."
ReplyDelete"...And then it rained blood....forever. The End."
ReplyDelete"This a record book I've been keeping of all the people that I've been with...intimately. I'm just gonna add your name here, on line number 45. Pay no attention to the names that look like boy names, it's not accurate. Only about half of them were."
ReplyDelete"And then, Alice, do you know what the cow jumped over? That's right! The moon!"
ReplyDeleteThings were so much better before women were allowed to read...
ReplyDeleteEven though every night before they went to bed, Ralph and Alice Kramden picked a new page from the Kama Sutra, it always ended the same for poor Alice... Pow, right in the kisser!
ReplyDeleteLesen Sie mein Buch von hübschen Kätzchen nicht!
ReplyDeleteLesen Sie mein Buch von hübschen Kätzchen nicht!!!!!
NICHT!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is that shit?
ReplyDeleteAlfred Hitchcock presents, Alfred Hitchcock after his first stroke...oooooo scary.
ReplyDelete"And that's why they call me Hitchcock. The end."
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