What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"My Fake Monkey Fake Baby Hotline, How can I help you? You'd like to order 9 fake monkey fake babies? Sure let me just ask you some routine questions...."
"Hi Gap? Yeah I recently bought a shirt from you, in an XXXS and I think it's a little too small for me? How big am I? Well that's NONE OF YOU GODDAMN BUSINESS!"
"Thank you for calling Chimp Chat. It's 5.99 per min and 7.99 for each additional minute. Feel free to spank your monkey at any point during this call. Stroking your banana is a natural thing and is not prohibited in any way. So, what are you wearing?"
"My Fake Monkey Fake Baby Hotline, How can I help you? You'd like to order 9 fake monkey fake babies? Sure let me just ask you some routine questions...."
ReplyDelete"Hi Gap? Yeah I recently bought a shirt from you, in an XXXS and I think it's a little too small for me? How big am I? Well that's NONE OF YOU GODDAMN BUSINESS!"
ReplyDelete"Hey George! Get off that phone and stop monkeying around!" hahahahahah awwww horse monkey puns!
ReplyDeleteInstead of my monkey helper just assisting me with day-to-day tasks, he clawed me to death and stole my identity.
ReplyDeleteEvolution is a wonderful thing.
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock without makeup.
ReplyDeleteClark Kent really didn’t need the glasses as a disguise. Monkeys all look the same to everyone anyway.
ReplyDeleteNow that Bubbles was free of MJ’s evil influence he was free to peruse his dream of becoming a telemarketer.
ReplyDelete"Thank you for calling Chimp Chat. It's 5.99 per min and 7.99 for each additional minute. Feel free to spank your monkey at any point during this call. Stroking your banana is a natural thing and is not prohibited in any way. So, what are you wearing?"
ReplyDeleteBrian at his old job.
ReplyDelete"This banana is talking to me! And it tastes like shit!"
ReplyDeleteGood thing they haven't invented smell-a-phones.
ReplyDelete"Hey, Sandra? Yeah, it's Chimpy. I just found out I have Ebola, so... you might wanna get yourself tested."
ReplyDeleteTired of sending Monk-e-mails, Cocoa decided to actually CALL his friends for a change.
ReplyDelete"No, I will not do Ed 2! Stop calling me Matt Leblanc!"
ReplyDelete"Are you alone in the monkey house?"
ReplyDeleteRick at Brian's old job.
ReplyDeleteSeriously B, what’s with the animal fetish?
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