What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
I am trying to do some serious photo journalism here-what is wrong with these people?! They are acting all crazy and wasted...have they no sense of professionalism? Jessh! Kids these days...
"So I'm zooming... zooming... still zooming... nope. I don't see any sign of a penis. It's Ryan right? Ok, well Ryan, if you don't have a penis, there's no point in me talking to you, so... I'm gonna go."
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I can't believe children's book author Ryan Kratky is here!! He's even more handsome in person than he was on the Ellen show! This is totally going on facebook!"
"That doesn't look like my vagina...."
ReplyDelete"I am not photogenic in the least...."
ReplyDelete"Tell me: did the camera break before or after you took a picture of my forehead?"
ReplyDelete"Hmmm I didn't show up in the picture. Guess that settles it. I'm a vampire. Looks like I can finally do 'Daybreakers 2: Electric Bugaloo' then."
ReplyDeleteI am trying to do some serious photo journalism here-what is wrong with these people?! They are acting all crazy and wasted...have they no sense of professionalism? Jessh! Kids these days...
ReplyDeletenaked pictures of Al Roker? What was I thinking?
ReplyDelete"So I'm zooming... zooming... still zooming... nope. I don't see any sign of a penis. It's Ryan right? Ok, well Ryan, if you don't have a penis, there's no point in me talking to you, so... I'm gonna go."
ReplyDeleteWhile Bigfoot loves college parties, he insists that no one take his picture.
ReplyDelete"Jennifer! When we said FLASH us that's not what we meant! Awwww horse titties!"
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to documenting a party, Kristin always LENSE a hand! Get it?! HUH?! DO YOU FUCKING GET IT?!!!
ReplyDelete"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I can't believe children's book author Ryan Kratky is here!! He's even more handsome in person than he was on the Ellen show! This is totally going on facebook!"
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