What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"That's what I told him, you just can't pretend to study for it, you really do need to study for it, and another thing, oh can you hold on a sec....uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....just shitted up something real nasty, so anyways....."
"When you told me to take my shit outside, I didn't realize you meant my CLOTHES! Aw Horse Apples!"
ReplyDelete"Matthew McConaughey speaking. What's that? You have a new movie role for me? How to Lose a Guy in 9 Days? Sure....I'm not doing much right now...."
ReplyDelete"Hey Honey...Can you come outside and hand me my beer."
ReplyDelete"That's what I told him, you just can't pretend to study for it, you really do need to study for it, and another thing, oh can you hold on a sec....uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....just shitted up something real nasty, so anyways....."
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Ryan's dad was too embarassed to ever get to know him..
ReplyDelete"When the operator said to push #2 for English, I didn't know they meant to do it on the phone! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Horse Apples!"
ReplyDelete"Hello 911? Someone has apparently stolen my sense of self-worth......"
ReplyDelete"I took a shit outside today. What the fuck have you done with yourself lately?"
ReplyDeleteTrailer Park Trash? I don't know what trailer park you're living in, but mine is state of the art. I mean, we even have phones in our bathrooms!
ReplyDeleteScooter had about enough of Verizon and their bullshit. He quickly got on the phone with them after his Internet connection went down.
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