What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
Jack's parents thought he could use a little more color, so they decided to leave him in the tanning bed a a few more minutes than what was recommended.
My super power...deadly farts. That's how I killed my twin brother 15 years ago. This picture is the only thing I have to remember him by...I wish I had one from before I killed him with my deadly farts though.
For those of you that don't believe in postpartum depression, just imagine if you popped one of these out of your va jay jay. I'm talking about the one on the left, not the right. That creepy, Aryan, Hitler baby. I don't trust him one bit. That Benjamin Button dude looks cool though...he'd make any Mom proud.
After little Elijah was aborted, his parents had second thoughts and decided to bury the fetus in the pet cemetery next to the hospital. Sometimes dead is better...
Even the most liberal Hollywood scumbag finally had to admit that Brad & Angelina had gone too far. It's one thing to steal a black child from his African family but everyone knows the hardships alien children face with human parents are so much more difficult.
As Matt's twin brother was in the process of being possessed by a demon, he literally shit himself.......and then wanted his ba-ba.
ReplyDeleteJack's parents thought he could use a little more color, so they decided to leave him in the tanning bed a a few more minutes than what was recommended.
ReplyDeleteThe power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Nah, I'm kidding, you need to eat right? I got you this boy from the park. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteMy super power...deadly farts. That's how I killed my twin brother 15 years ago. This picture is the only thing I have to remember him by...I wish I had one from before I killed him with my deadly farts though.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you that don't believe in postpartum depression, just imagine if you popped one of these out of your va jay jay. I'm talking about the one on the left, not the right. That creepy, Aryan, Hitler baby. I don't trust him one bit. That Benjamin Button dude looks cool though...he'd make any Mom proud.
ReplyDeleteAwww, look honey! A Zom-baby!
ReplyDelete"Maybe we'll bottle feed this one..."
ReplyDeleteAfter little Elijah was aborted, his parents had second thoughts and decided to bury the fetus in the pet cemetery next to the hospital. Sometimes dead is better...
ReplyDeleteI don't care what you say, some babies are just butt-ugly!
ReplyDeleteAnd just like that Gerber found the spokesmodel for their new flavor of baby food: Strained Brains
ReplyDeleteWarner Brothers knew Danny DeVito was the only actor who could star in their new film "Undead Baby"
ReplyDeleteUnlike DMX, this baby went from the grave to the cradle! Boo yah!
ReplyDeleteEven the most liberal Hollywood scumbag finally had to admit that Brad & Angelina had gone too far. It's one thing to steal a black child from his African family but everyone knows the hardships alien children face with human parents are so much more difficult.
ReplyDelete"Welcome to Kentucky Fried Baby. Would you like that baby original recipe, or extra crispy?"
ReplyDeleteuummmmm...what the...? Moooooommmmyyyy!
ReplyDeleteAfter months of deliberation, the BBC's new show, "My Dead Baby" was finally approved by the censors.
ReplyDeleteDead babies are always funny!
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