Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Week 5 - Pic #2 - It's 'Wednesday Caption' Wednesday!


30 comments:

  1. "You wanna know a secret? YOU FUCKING SUCK!"

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  2. "How bout you and me stop watching this porn......and make our own.......the old fashioned way......with our bodies........"

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  3. "Samantha, you would make an excellent man."

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  4. "I'm not drunk...but I'm willing to be...hint."

    "Oh Robert, you'll be so easy to blackmail...hint."

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  5. "Your haircut....Um yeah Frank....looks good...When you went there did you specifically ask for a douche haircut, or did it just kind of come out that way?"

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  6. I can't believe you still have that shit on your face.

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  7. "And if we can get our two pens to mate, then we'll never have to ask Oscar in the mailroom to order us pens again....ever!"

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  8. "My daddy helped me tie my tie. He says if I get three gold stars this week, I can sit in the front seat with him when he drives."

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  9. "I'm sorry sir, but the Patton Oswalt look-alike contest was last week. Now kindly get the fuck out of my office."

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  10. Roger and Diane could never quite agree on which "way to hold the pen" would be more effective.

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  11. "Now if we're going to assasinate that asian guy from the Hangover, we're both gonna have to bone up on our karate."

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  12. "Oh, c'mon Jessica! Sexual harrassment is only a myth... like Santa Clause, or my wife's G-spot."

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  13. "Do you think they'll notice the computer isn't on?"

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  14. Blah blah knew that in order to skibbity doo he'd have to blah blah his office politics.

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  15. It was almost impossible to talk to Jim without getting lost in the curves of his widow's peak. Some believed it was evil, and most people who got caught in it's hypnotic, angular splendor were either never seen again, or suffered terrible misfortunes. No one had ever beaten it, but Tonya wouldn't give up. "Remember my family," she thought to herself as the peak becknoned her gaze from atop Jim's forhead. "Mus'nt...give...up!"

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  16. "I swear to god if one more person makes a reference to Office Space, the Office, or Dilbert today, I'm gonna kill myself."

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  17. "Can you believe I used to be a serial killer?"

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  18. "Can you believe I used to be a male prostitute?"

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  19. "You're right Deborah. Today's picture does suck."

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  20. "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE- oh wait, you have one too."

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  21. "Now I know the interest rate seems high, but I promise you, this pen- I mean, magic wand, will be the best investment you've ever made!"

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  22. "How about you climb under this desk and you give ME a raise! With your mouth!"

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  23. "If that report isn't on my desk by tomorrow morning I swear I'm gonna rape your husband!"

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  24. Ok Honey, let's both jam those pens up our noses in 3…2…1…OUCH! THNUU THICH! THNU THIND'NT HDO IT! THU THMADE ME THAM THAT PHEN THUP MY THNOSE BY MYTHELF!!

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  25. Did you see how slow that new guy Brian is? Even the elderly people around here can mosey along faster than he can. Plus, did you notice that he tries to tell stories without nouns, verbs or adjectives?

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  26. Shut your mouth or I'll fuck it.

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  27. What are you crazy?! I am way more serious than you! Do you SEE the pin stripes?! I mean, c'mon. C'mon.

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  28. "I want to tongue fuck your fartbox," said Marvin to Dana.

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