What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
The red cup would soon be a dead cup if Ryan couldn't figure out a way to talk it down. He'd never been unable to negotiate anyone out of suicide, and dammit, he wasn't about to start now...
"And now, for my next trick, with the help of my lovely assistant Rajib, I'm going to attempt to spit into this red cup... without using my mouth! Rajib, bring me my magic lotion!"
Even though everyone except Orlando ditched him to go to a rich girl's party, Ryan still managed to make the best of it. He's rich in a way you'll never understand!
the superior stacking skills of twenty-something males...they could kick the asses of the pre-kindergarten set in a stacking challenge any day! We should all be so proud.
"You'll need to glue these cans togther first," said Khalid. "Why," asked Jeremy. "Because fuckstick, if you are going to practice receptive equestion anul sex, you need to glue the cans otherwise how will you slide all of the can cock into your ass?" responded Khalid angrily.
"DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW THAT CUP GOT UP THERE!?!?"
ReplyDelete"C'mon cup, it's a trust fall, just close your eyes, and fall back......and fucking trust me!"
ReplyDelete"See what happens when you leave your cup too close to the computer router?!"
ReplyDeleteThe North Korean's space pogram is going extremely well...the test flight is tomorrow. The plan is to be on the moon within the year.
ReplyDelete"Alright gentlemen! Three more beer cans and this life-sized replica of my penis will be complete!"
ReplyDeleteThe red cup would soon be a dead cup if Ryan couldn't figure out a way to talk it down. He'd never been unable to negotiate anyone out of suicide, and dammit, he wasn't about to start now...
ReplyDeleteWith the last buliding complete, filming of "Godzilla Terrorizes Beer Can City" could finally begin.
ReplyDeleteTwo guys and a cup.......on stilts. That's right...fucking stilts!
ReplyDeleteRyan's reimagining of Dr. Suess's 'Yertle the Turtle' as seen with beer--Beertle the Beertle--was coming to fruition.
ReplyDelete"So you're sure it's safe for me to sit and masturbate on top of that?"
ReplyDelete"And now, for my next trick, with the help of my lovely assistant Rajib, I'm going to attempt to spit into this red cup... without using my mouth! Rajib, bring me my magic lotion!"
ReplyDelete"If yer gonna spew, spew into this..."
ReplyDeleteOnce "Two-can Sam", Samuel spent the entire night earning what he hoped would be his new nickname: "Six-can Sam"
ReplyDeleteMichelob Ultra: less calories, more fun!
ReplyDeleteEven though everyone except Orlando ditched him to go to a rich girl's party, Ryan still managed to make the best of it. He's rich in a way you'll never understand!
ReplyDeleteEven though he had invented "Flip Cup: Semen Edition", Ryan began having second thoughts about going first..
ReplyDeleteYou guys are REALLY sick!
ReplyDeleteKratky & Bernstein I mean.
ReplyDeletethe superior stacking skills of twenty-something males...they could kick the asses of the pre-kindergarten set in a stacking challenge any day! We should all be so proud.
ReplyDelete"You'll need to glue these cans togther first," said Khalid. "Why," asked Jeremy. "Because fuckstick, if you are going to practice receptive equestion anul sex, you need to glue the cans otherwise how will you slide all of the can cock into your ass?" responded Khalid angrily.
ReplyDeletewtf is receptive equestion anul sex? haha
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