Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Week 15 - Pic #2 - It's 'Wednesday Caption' Wednesday


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  1. Krazymofo73November 4, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    "Honey.....Did you fix that hole in the roof like I asked?"

    George flips to the next page of his newspaper.

    "........You didn't did you?......."

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  2. Krazymofo73November 4, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    "When I said I wanted you to put a hole in my roof, I was talking about having sex! It was a metaphor, Steve, a goddamn metaphor!"

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  3. Krazymofo73November 4, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    "Well dinner is ruined...I hope you're happy."

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  4. Krazymofo73November 4, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    "Unless that paper says 'Wife Angry at Husband for not fixing roof' you better put it down ASAP! Will you just look at me for once?! Talk to me, face to face--like a human being?!"

    Charlene closes the umbrella. "I want a divorce, Jermaine"

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  5. Krazymofo73November 4, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    "On the bright side Kelly, now we won't have to buy any more bottled water for awhile........" Awwwwwwwwwwwwww horse leaks!

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  6. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    For the first time in years, John's wife was wet... and he still didn't give a fuck.

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  7. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    "Bollocks Wendy! Me tried to flush the Bolivian Marchin' Powder down the lay, and now I'm gettin' water all over me nadgers! Now if you weren't the sort o lass was all fur coat and no knickers, you'd hand me that bumbershoot, and bob's your uncle!"

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  8. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    "It's not my fault, honey. Says here the STOCKS went the roof."

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  9. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    "It's not my fault, honey. Says here the STOCKS went through the roof." Doesn't make a whole lot of sense without the THROUGH, does it? Dammit Brian, you gotta figure out a way we can edit these things. I'm gettin too old for this shit...

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  10. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    "Paper says it might rain today..."

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  11. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    Joey Joe Joe didnt have to read the article about his company closing to know that his career was all washed up.

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  12. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    "Don't open that umbrella inside the house honey. Bad luck."

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  13. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    "Rain drops keep fallin on my head, and that means the roofers will all soon be fuckin' dead..."

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  14. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    "I swear to christ if that kid's up there playing Speed 2 in the bathtub again I'm gonna punch you in the face."

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  15. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    When Joe's wife found out that he had been judging wet t-shirt contests during his "business" trips to cancun, she figured out a way to get him back. She was gonna strangle him to death with his tie, just as soon as the leak in the ceiling that had always been there died down a bit.

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  16. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    While the cast of "You Can't Do That On Television" was trying to get careers and move on with their lives, the same thing always happened after uttering the words "I don't know".

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  17. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 7:08 PM

    "Honey, I said GOLDEN showers might spice up our sex life! Awwww horse kjhwerfbijhb!

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  18. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    Brian and Dawn's marriage was all wet! Hahahaha! Oh. They're getting divorced? Wow. I didn't know that. Well it's still kinda funny, right? No? Well, what if I said, "Whoa honey! Your mom isn't gonna make it to dinner, so you can turn off the waterworks now!" Hahaha! Her mom's in a coma? Jesus. It's not my fault these people have the worst luck ever. They can both go DROWN their sorrows! Get it? Fuck you.

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  19. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    "Tell me you put Gizmo upstairs..."

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  20. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    I think I left 15 comments! No wait... this is 15.

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  21. Rjkratky83November 4, 2009 at 8:59 PM

    "If you're not gonna follow through on blowjob Fridays like you promised, then I'm not gonna fix anything around here. No job for me, no job for you."

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  22. EricNovember 4, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    Wow, our roof is fine and there's not a cloud in the sky. What did you do to piss off God this time Honey?

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  23. EricNovember 4, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Sorry Honey. I have S.T.O.R.M.S. That a STD you can only get by sleeping with Voodoo Priests.

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  24. WoodchipperNovember 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    "What a faggot," thought Miranda as she wondered why her husband didn't move 5" so he wouldn't get wet.

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