Monday, November 2, 2009

Week 15 - Pic #1 - Monday Caption Bonanza!


16 comments:

  1. Once Ryan took this faith over to the dark side. In return, they gave him any evil power he ever could have wanted. What did he choose? Fruit Juggling.

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  2. You should have seen the dingleberries he was juggling with his chin underneath the coffee table in the kitchen.......

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  3. You do know what he's juggling, right? AWWWWWWWWW HORSE APPLES!!!!!

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  4. If you think that's impressive, you should see what's under that robe of his. No legs. He lost them when he was doing missionary work in Ethiopia. A voodoo tribe taught him the art of juggling, but they said it would cost him his legs. He gladly accepted.

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  5. Thanks to some help from Dean, I was able to point out the fact that there is both a horse and apples in this picture. Can you find them? I knew that ya could! Awwww horse assholes!

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  6. He usually practiced with little boys' balls...

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  7. guy in phillies hat: god damn thats a sweet trick. I wonder what that zombie priest can do with my balls?

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  8. the power of christ compels you....to keep infants under your cloak

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  9. I've heard of a priest that could penitrate assholes, but a priest that can levitate apples? wow!!!

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  10. I've heard of a priest that could toss salads, but a priest that can toss apples? wow!!!

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  11. I've heard of a priest that could jrfupqwhfuh, but a priest that can wsfjnwieufh? wow!!!

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  12. i wonder what that zombie priest likes better: boy brains or boy souls

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  13. I was pretty drunk at that party, but I'm almost positive I was making that apple levitate. Like 90% sure.

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  14. "In order to make something levitate, I must first make the sacred mark upon you: Testicles, testicles, wallet, and crotch. Now, rise!"

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  15. "Voodoo Priest" does not worry me half as much as "Mutilated Horse Girl" or "Thinks Sharpie On His Shirt Is A Real Costume Guy", or "Naked Clown With Red Wig Almost Completely Out Of Frame Dude".

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  16. Hey! I'm "thinks sharpie on his shirt is a real costume guy"! You try buyin a halloween costume with foodstamps! It's not easy! Curse you, Rick James! Curse you...

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