What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
Once Ryan took this faith over to the dark side. In return, they gave him any evil power he ever could have wanted. What did he choose? Fruit Juggling.
If you think that's impressive, you should see what's under that robe of his. No legs. He lost them when he was doing missionary work in Ethiopia. A voodoo tribe taught him the art of juggling, but they said it would cost him his legs. He gladly accepted.
Thanks to some help from Dean, I was able to point out the fact that there is both a horse and apples in this picture. Can you find them? I knew that ya could! Awwww horse assholes!
"Voodoo Priest" does not worry me half as much as "Mutilated Horse Girl" or "Thinks Sharpie On His Shirt Is A Real Costume Guy", or "Naked Clown With Red Wig Almost Completely Out Of Frame Dude".
Hey! I'm "thinks sharpie on his shirt is a real costume guy"! You try buyin a halloween costume with foodstamps! It's not easy! Curse you, Rick James! Curse you...
Once Ryan took this faith over to the dark side. In return, they gave him any evil power he ever could have wanted. What did he choose? Fruit Juggling.
ReplyDeleteYou should have seen the dingleberries he was juggling with his chin underneath the coffee table in the kitchen.......
ReplyDeleteYou do know what he's juggling, right? AWWWWWWWWW HORSE APPLES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you think that's impressive, you should see what's under that robe of his. No legs. He lost them when he was doing missionary work in Ethiopia. A voodoo tribe taught him the art of juggling, but they said it would cost him his legs. He gladly accepted.
ReplyDeleteThanks to some help from Dean, I was able to point out the fact that there is both a horse and apples in this picture. Can you find them? I knew that ya could! Awwww horse assholes!
ReplyDeleteHe usually practiced with little boys' balls...
ReplyDeleteguy in phillies hat: god damn thats a sweet trick. I wonder what that zombie priest can do with my balls?
ReplyDeletethe power of christ compels you....to keep infants under your cloak
ReplyDeleteI've heard of a priest that could penitrate assholes, but a priest that can levitate apples? wow!!!
ReplyDeleteI've heard of a priest that could toss salads, but a priest that can toss apples? wow!!!
ReplyDeleteI've heard of a priest that could jrfupqwhfuh, but a priest that can wsfjnwieufh? wow!!!
ReplyDeletei wonder what that zombie priest likes better: boy brains or boy souls
ReplyDeleteI was pretty drunk at that party, but I'm almost positive I was making that apple levitate. Like 90% sure.
ReplyDelete"In order to make something levitate, I must first make the sacred mark upon you: Testicles, testicles, wallet, and crotch. Now, rise!"
ReplyDelete"Voodoo Priest" does not worry me half as much as "Mutilated Horse Girl" or "Thinks Sharpie On His Shirt Is A Real Costume Guy", or "Naked Clown With Red Wig Almost Completely Out Of Frame Dude".
ReplyDeleteHey! I'm "thinks sharpie on his shirt is a real costume guy"! You try buyin a halloween costume with foodstamps! It's not easy! Curse you, Rick James! Curse you...
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