
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
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What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
Santa found a new way to teach the naughty children to behave. First, he made them write "I will be good" on a blackboard whilst wearing a dunce cap. Then he tore their skin off and let the good children wear them like fur jackets. Yeah, Santa's pretty fucked up.
ReplyDelete"I just wanted to be like Bart Simpson. I watch him write on that blackboard every week and I wanted to see what it felt like. I didn't think the janitor would slip on the piece of broken chalk and fall to his death...It was an accident I swear!"
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to shove this dunce cap up my butt.
ReplyDeleteLittle did anyone know, but 'Good' was the child that little Billy had abducted. Billy had planned to steal Good's identity and his plan was coming to fruition.
ReplyDelete"So what do you want for dinner Charlie?"
ReplyDelete"I will be good"
"Um...that's not what I asked...What do you want....green beans? potato kugel? roast beef?"
"I will be good"
"Alright that's enough home schooling for one day Charlie...."
Me failed English?!? That's Unpossiable!
ReplyDeleteStupid janitor at the morgue. Snitch on me will you!
ReplyDeleteThis is what you get for writing the same penis joke over and over.
ReplyDeleteIf you think that cursive is impressive, wait till you see how he wrote it--with his penis.
ReplyDeleteAs a child, David the Gnome was kind of a troublemaker.
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