Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Week 21 - Pic 2 - It's 'Wednesday Caption' Wednesday


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22 comments:

  1. Krazymofo73December 16, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    "Will you two kids shut up?! I'm not real anyway!"

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  2. Krazymofo73December 16, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Santa thought using super glue to keep the children steady on his lap would be a perfect idea. I guess he didn't take into account how fast acting it was, and that eventually, the kids would want to come off his lap...

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  3. Krazymofo73December 16, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    Having their dead grandpa taxidermied and then dressed up as Santa is not what the kids had in mind for a merry Christmas....

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  4. Krazymofo73December 16, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Tim Allen had done so many 'Santa Clause' movies that he couldn't tell the difference between reality and fantasy anymore. This picture was taken of him at a Macy's in July 2007.

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  5. Krazymofo73December 16, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Santa Claus is coming...

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  6. Krazymofo73December 16, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    "Ho Ho Ho!....Seriously, that prostitute I paid better not leave!"

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  7. Bar-Now.com PontificatesDecember 16, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Santa - "all right, bring in the newspaper so all the infidels can see the date. What? You already took the picture? Get it right or next time I'll tie a ho ho hose around your neck and hang you from the roof."

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  8. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    This guy looks like a reindeer in headlights

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  9. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Brian and Kate thought they met in college, but they actually first met each other on Santa's lap in 1986. Even back then Brian tried to get a discount on the photo.

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  10. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    "You kids better stop crying or I'll have to rub my sack all over your bathing suit areas."

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  11. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    For his new Christmas special, Jeff Dunham decided to do away with puppets and use real children.

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  12. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    This is why jewish people are better than everyone else. Shit's retarded.

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  13. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    When Joe Bernstein lost his job as a big city attourney on Christmas, there was really only one other job he could get on such short notice.

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  14. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Santa is one scary butt-fucker!

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  15. Rjkratky83December 16, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    In Saw XII: Jigsaw Bells, Santa takes over as the trap-setting killer. In this trap you must pee yourself until Santa lets you go.

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  16. Rjkratky83December 17, 2009 at 3:09 AM

    I think Santa just came out of the Claus-et.

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  17. Rjkratky83December 17, 2009 at 3:10 AM

    It doesn't make sense that these kids are crying. Usually ol' Santa SLEIGHS em! awwww horse hannukah!

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  18. Rjkratky83December 17, 2009 at 3:12 AM

    "It's only once a year. It's only once a year. It's only once a year..."

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  19. Rjkratky83December 17, 2009 at 3:13 AM

    "I never molested those kids! Sure I may have jingled their bells a little..."

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  20. Rjkratky83December 17, 2009 at 3:14 AM

    The kids thought they were going to see Santana.

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  21. Rjkratky83December 17, 2009 at 3:16 AM

    The REAL nightmare before Christmas.

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  22. AnonymousDecember 23, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    If you think Santa's ability to work with small children is impressive, wait until you see his penis. It's in the shape of eight reindeer.

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