
Hope you didn't miss us too much! Bet you all have been dying for new pictures to caption up! Well here you go! This pic is in honor of my car not starting this morning and needing the battery replaced! :/
What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"I can't wait to have sex with you."
ReplyDeleteWhat Adrien Brody's been doing since his post-Oscar win for the 'The Pianist'.
ReplyDelete"And after I burn the body and dispose of it, then I'm going to have to do the same with you, friend." It's been a good run, and we've had some good times....Remember when I bought you and me those prostitutes for my 18th birthday? You were speechless. Maybe it's cause you are a car, and cars can't talk, but I really truly feel that you were speechless because you were so impressed with my awesomeness about getting you your own prostitute."
ReplyDeleteFor the last time Bob, NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE WHAT JUMPED UP INTO YOUR UNDERCARRIAGE!
ReplyDelete"This exam will only take a minute, Kit. Now, turn your headlights and beep."
ReplyDelete"Here's your problem! Got a couple horse apples caught in your alternator."
ReplyDelete"Yeeeup, that's right. I was the one who came up with the intermittent windshield wipers. Not that fag Greg Kinnear."
ReplyDelete"Gawd I can't wait till they come out with them flying cars. Back to tha Future said they'd have flying cars by 2015. That only gives em... uh... Hey Chet! Go and git me my abacus!"
ReplyDelete"Yeah, I know it was just a loose wire, but if we tell him his battery's dead, we can git an extra 105 bucks outta him! Stupid jews! Hahaha!"
ReplyDeletePhillip bought the car because it had once sat on the very same lot as Herbie.
ReplyDelete"Ok, let's see. I got the car, and the road... now alls I need is a girl with a head."
ReplyDeleteBrian! There are so many sex jokes you can make about a car! You've got dip sticks, tail pipes, road head, hot oil, all kinds of fluids, and all you can think of is "I can't wait to have sex with you"?! What happened to you over Thanksgiving? Did you eat yourself retarded? Im pretty disappointed.
ReplyDelete"I blamed the skid marks on you. Hope you don't mind."
ReplyDelete"Something something dipstick something something road head something something something fluid all over your face"
ReplyDeleteI still got it!
"If you rear end me, I can just blame it on my boyfriend Jim."
ReplyDelete"Wow, I can't believe my friend OJ gave me this brand new white Bronco, and these hot ass gloves! I'm going to be the talk of the town!"
ReplyDelete1994 zinger!
If you think this car's MPG ratio is impressive, wait until you its penis. It's made from 10% ethanol.
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