
Monday, November 16, 2009
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What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"No more pullups?! I'm gonna need to do some pullups if I'm going to stop myself from falling of this goddamn boat!"
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack watching his career float away......and then explode into a fizzly mess....
ReplyDelete"Kids! Hold onto my yellow hose and I can pull you up to safety! No that's not supposed to be a penis joke! I really do have a long, fallic-shaped yellow hose that will eventually lead to your safe rescue!"
ReplyDelete"I got four feet of this yellow tubing right up my ass! Thanks WD-40! Now thats wheaay!"
ReplyDeleteJohn knew he could mellow out the apocalypse if he could just express his true feelings for it by holding a boom box over his head.
ReplyDeleteBut then the apocalypse took human form. It was a 10 year-old paperboy who wanted his two dollars.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you making such a joke about the end of the world? This is going to happen people! All the signs are there. All the experts agree. The world as we know it will be over on that date. As soon as Y2K comes it is all over... oh wait.
ReplyDelete"Dammit, this is worse than Con Air..."
ReplyDelete"JOAN! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T PUT YOU IN THIS MOVIE, BUT GET OFF YOUR ASS AND HELP ME!"
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack slated to take over for Tobey Maguire in Sam Raimi's Spiderman 4.
ReplyDeleteSoon after letting go of who he thought was Macauly Culkin, John realized in horror that it had actually been his brother Kieran! The good son lives!
ReplyDelete"Roland! You son of a bitch! This is because of Must Love Dogs isn't it?!"
ReplyDeleteWhy are we walking like this...
ReplyDelete"Wait, any second the other end of this hose is gonna come out my mouth..."
ReplyDelete"They should've called THIS Better Off Dead..."
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