
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
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What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
We've really seen a rise in monkey vampires emerge ever since they saw that Twilight movie.
ReplyDelete"EUGENE! This doesn't feel like the way we used to make love...."
ReplyDeleteAs Chris saw his life flashing before his eyes, his only wish was that he could have thrown his fecal matter at one more unsuspecting human.
ReplyDeleteIf it please the court, I'd like to enter this picture into evidence. I am an animal, and it is naturally that animals eat each other. So, yes, I admit that I ate my brother, but like these monkeys, it is just my natural instinct. I rest my case.
ReplyDeleteThese Whos from Whoville are not very nice. Their hearts shrank 3 sizes this day. And then the one ate the other's heart to bring his back to 2/3 the size of a regular heart...so it's all good.
ReplyDeleteThey're so expressive.. monkeys I mean. Look at that one getting bitten. It's like you can actually hear him saying "Help me! Get this douche monkey off my neck god dammit!" It's just so weird to think they we evolved from them. I was thinkin the other day that I'd like one as a pet. But if this is how they're gonna act, I dunno...
ReplyDelete...if i really would like to have one. I mean what if one night while I'm asleep, it sneaks into my room, and bites me with its little monkey teeth? Remember that movie Monkey Shines? Fuckin scary, right? Ross on Friends had a monkey, and it seemed to behave ok. I just don't know if I could handle having one after seein this pic. Maybe I'll just have a baby or something.
ReplyDeleteMonkey see... monkey suck!
ReplyDelete"So that's why they call that one Count Monkula! I get it now... Hey honey, look! An Elephant wrapped up like a mummy! This zoo is awesome!"
ReplyDeleteOw, Ow! I said, I didn't steal your banana! OW! You always blame me, just because I am so little and cute and you're jealous that Mom loves me more! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW...MOMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!
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