
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
Claire knew she was supposed to wear a green monster suit, but Claire don't give a goddamn!
ReplyDeleteTh muppet-like monsters didn't kidnap Supergirl because of her looks, they kidnapped her because of her quick breeding skills: 50 babies in 50 minutes.
ReplyDelete"Which one of you is my boyfriend under there? Ehhhhh, I don't care. Hey orange one, let's go upstairs......TO FUCK!"
ReplyDeleteYEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP!
ReplyDeleteOne of these things is not like the other. One of these things just dosn't belong.
ReplyDeleteHey Supergirl, our infant son went missing yesterday and I noticed that you have a new handbag that's bright orange and fuzzy. You didn't kill him by any chance did you?
ReplyDeletePBS announced today that Ken Burns would film a remake of the 1967 SciFi TV classic "Mars Needs Women". PBS will utilize local Sesame Street talent 'The Yip Yips' to fill the starring roles of the lascivious extra-terrestrial visitors. It was learned that signing of the Yip Yips was conditional on there being no telephones anywhere on set. Filming begins in early 2010.
ReplyDeletewow. these captions are all really good. i've got nothin. i was gonna do the yep yep yep one, but eric already beat me to it. guess i need to start gettin up before 3:30... damn. sorry i let ya down, guys. sorry i let ya down.
ReplyDelete"Does that 'S' on your chest stand for Sesame Street-walker?"
ReplyDelete"Which one of you would like to tell me how to get... how to get some Sesame Skeet?"
ReplyDelete"Let's hope you guys don't come faster than a speeding bullet..."
ReplyDeleteSuper heroes like this make me glad Christopher Reeves is dead.
ReplyDelete"Hey Supergirl! Open Sesame!"
ReplyDeleteKen Burns has been making documentary films for more than 30 years. Since the Academy Award-nominated Brooklyn Bridge in 1981, he has gone on to direct and produce some of the most acclaimed historical documentaries ever made. The late historian Stephen Ambrose said of Ken’s films, “More Americans get their history from Ken Burns than any other source.” A December 2002 poll conducted by RealScreen Magazine listed The Civil War as second only to Robert Flaherty’s Nanook of the North as the “most influential documentary of all time” and named Ken Burns and Robert Flaherty as the “most influential documentary makers” of all time.
ReplyDeleteJust in case anyone wanted to know who the fuck Ken Burns is...
las⋅civ⋅i⋅ous /ləˈsɪviəs/
ReplyDelete[luh-siv-ee-uhs]
–adjective 1. inclined to lustfulness; wanton; lewd: a lascivious, girl-chasing old man.
2. arousing sexual desire: lascivious photographs.
3. indicating sexual interest or expressive of lust or lewdness: a lascivious gesture.
Just in case anyone wanted to know what the fuck lascivious means...
Supergirl drugged the Yip Yips and had her way with them. She was arrested but later acquitted when Whoopi Goldberg explained to the jury that it was "rape" but it wasn't "rape-rape".
ReplyDeleteSomeone missed the "scary googley eyed monster cosstume" memo!
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