What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
No, Uncle Sam, we want YOU! You have crossed the line lately and America is p'od. How do you like being randomly shot? Not so cool, huh? Not so cool...
Uncle Sam was found dead on Wednesday morning. He had been beaten, and brutally murdered. Evidence shows that he was stabbed to death just after his assailant red white and blew him.
"2 days left till retirement and I had to go and see this shit....it never gets any easier.....any easier......."
ReplyDelete"I warned him not to cross the 'crime scene do not cross' line, but he didn't believe me.....WHY DIDN'T HE BELIEVE ME!?!?"
ReplyDelete"Fuck should I care.....he wasn't my uncle."
ReplyDeleteI WANT YOU!........to give me a proper burial and not leave me in these woods to be eaten by woodland creatures.
ReplyDeleteMother Nature had warned Father Time that his Uncle Sam had been following her. It was clearly self-defense. OR WAS IT?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteNo, Uncle Sam, we want YOU! You have crossed the line lately and America is p'od. How do you like being randomly shot? Not so cool, huh? Not so cool...
ReplyDeleteUncle Sam was found dead on Wednesday morning. He had been beaten, and brutally murdered. Evidence shows that he was stabbed to death just after his assailant red white and blew him.
ReplyDeleteAunt Samantha is gonna be pissed!
ReplyDeleteSince he usually was seen dragging naked young women through the woods, Uncle Sam seemed an unusual choice for Tiny.
ReplyDelete"Yep, it's a real American tragedy Lou. Dead white and blue..."
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