What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
That little girl is wearing a gold medal for winning 'Longest Time Anyone Has Sat on Ryan's Lap Without Him Running Vehemently Out of the Room'. Only 1 other person has it, and they still don't know where she's not buried.
Woman in the back: "Tell that children's author to SHUT UP!"
ReplyDeleteThat little girl is wearing a gold medal for winning 'Longest Time Anyone Has Sat on Ryan's Lap Without Him Running Vehemently Out of the Room'. Only 1 other person has it, and they still don't know where she's not buried.
ReplyDeleteThe kids watched in awe as the head on the ventroliquist's dummy rolled off......and then it just sat there looking at them......sat there.....
ReplyDelete"Psssst little girl.....Can you read this to me? Because I don't know how to read...."
ReplyDeleteLittle Girl: "You don't know how to read, Mister?"
"I don't know how to read....."
Little Girl: "You're starting to hurt me Mister."
"...and it rained blood forever. The end."
ReplyDelete"Awww, we thought Lil' Wayne was gonna be here! We ain't buyin no fuckin books!"
ReplyDeleteRyan used to read to little Bob Bernstein everyday when he got home from school.
ReplyDelete"Mommy, I like this book! Can we buy one!"
ReplyDelete"SHUT UP!"
Next time I'll have to do a signing somewhere with less shvatzas... like KFC.
ReplyDeleteCould you BE any more in love with Ryan?! Jeez-louise.
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