Friday, March 5, 2010

Week 32 - Pic #3 - Friday Caption Fun Time!


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  1. Woman in the back: "Tell that children's author to SHUT UP!"

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  2. That little girl is wearing a gold medal for winning 'Longest Time Anyone Has Sat on Ryan's Lap Without Him Running Vehemently Out of the Room'. Only 1 other person has it, and they still don't know where she's not buried.

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  3. The kids watched in awe as the head on the ventroliquist's dummy rolled off......and then it just sat there looking at them......sat there.....

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  4. "Psssst little girl.....Can you read this to me? Because I don't know how to read...."

    Little Girl: "You don't know how to read, Mister?"

    "I don't know how to read....."

    Little Girl: "You're starting to hurt me Mister."

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  5. "...and it rained blood forever. The end."

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  6. "Awww, we thought Lil' Wayne was gonna be here! We ain't buyin no fuckin books!"

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  7. Ryan used to read to little Bob Bernstein everyday when he got home from school.

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  8. "Mommy, I like this book! Can we buy one!"

    "SHUT UP!"

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  9. Next time I'll have to do a signing somewhere with less shvatzas... like KFC.

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  10. Could you BE any more in love with Ryan?! Jeez-louise.

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