Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Week 30 - Pic #2 - It's 'Wednesday Caption' Wednesday!


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  1. Is the hacksaw really necessary? It's a fucking Fisher Price chair.

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  2. Hey kid, maybe taking the lollipop out of your mouth will get you out a little quicker.

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  3. Looks like he's been reading too many stable fables.

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  4. Mr. Jarvis wanted to have his class do the opening scene from 'There's Something About Mary' for the fall play, but the higher-ups said he could only do it if he 'PG'd' it down for the fourth grade class.

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  5. Frank: "Nurse, is it really necessary that you use the butt thermometer?"

    Nurse: "SHUT UP!"

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  6. Jigsaw's trap had really opened little Jeremy's eyes. He was going to pay attention more in class from now on..

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  7. "Gotta chair on my head, but don't call me a chair-head!" Andy Milonakis is back baby!

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  8. After months of hard work, they had finally done it: With six legs, an obvious advantage in musical chairs, and a built in desk, CHAIRMAN was complete, and ready to tell crime to take a seat.

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  9. Why did the fat kid try to eat a hole through his seat? He thought it was CHAIR-y flavored! Awwwww horse childhood obesity!

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  10. After decapitating Joshua in order to remove him from his chair, he could no longer be the HEAD of the class! Get it? Head? Cuz he blew the teacher! That's how he got stuck that way to begin with! Don't you read the papers?!

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  11. Unfortunately, Ryan's books were so unbearably bad and boring that Nathan's only way out was to cause an emergency situation and hopefully get out of school early.

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  12. How many people does it take to free a fat kid from his chair? 4! 1 to cut through the chair, and 3 to stand around doing absolutely nothing.

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