Friday, September 4, 2009
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What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"Fred! Why the fuck did you push me into here while I was hibernating?! So not cool!"
ReplyDeleteThe hunters found that using a ladder was the best way to lure the black bear out of their natural habitat--the drained swimming pool.
ReplyDelete"Tom, how do you expect me to smooth these edges if you're not holding the ladder steady? Tom! TOM! If I fall up here, Mom is going to eat you."
ReplyDeleteWalking under a ladder? Bad luck. Walking under a ladder with a bear on it? Fucking stupid.
ReplyDelete"Fuck this," Joe Bernstein said as he climbed out of the empty pool. "I'm goin to Atlantic City!"
ReplyDeleteHe bearly made it out. Bearly. Wait, that's not how you spell bearly? Well how do you spell it then, smart guy?
ReplyDeleteOne of the bigger stunts in the new live action Spike Jones project, "Pooh".
ReplyDeleteI left the bear in a drained pool with a bunch of scrap metal, a welder and a "how to make a ladder" manual. No way is he smart enough to get out.
ReplyDeleteI’ll show those prejudiced bastards that bears can too be firefighters!
ReplyDeleteIf I can just do 2 more sets of these ladder climbs, I just know the last of this baby bear fat will melt away! Just keep climbing, just keep climbing...
ReplyDeleteHappy the bear eagerly awaited the train of humans climbing the ladder, each wanting to feel the warm mucus membrane walls of his asshole.
ReplyDeletewow. that almost made me throw up. seriously. and i don't throw up easily.
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