
Hopefully you all had a good holiday weekend and didn't have to visit the dentist on your days off!
What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"I know I'm a dentist but I know a fucking baby in a fucking ultrasound picture when I see it! You're pregnant! Now get the fuck out of my office!"
ReplyDelete"Oh, no these aren't your teeth. I just wanted to show you what a pretty mouth looks like. I'm a dentist not a miracle worker."
ReplyDelete"Which shirt do you think I should wear to the gala tonight? This one? Yeah I was thinking about experimenting with a lavender color, but maybe not tonight. You're really no good at this are you?"
ReplyDelete"My methods are a little more old school than most. Instead of those scary metal sharp objects I just go in with my hands and let my nails do the scraping. You'll find that it's quite the difference--in a mostly good way!"
ReplyDelete"Can you stop showing me pictures of Ryan in Puerto Rico and just fix my teeth already?!"
ReplyDeleteFuck captioning.... Im goin to Puerto Rico! See ya when I get back buddy!
ReplyDeleteAs you can see, things are progressing beautifully. Your fangs are growing in nicely and in six-eight weeks you will be ready for the next stage of your vampire transition!
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