
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
"Have you seen my baby? I left it right next to those murder of crows...."
ReplyDeleteTom the Crow knew flying to Child Protective Services was the easiest way to find a quick meal.
ReplyDeleteOn the next episode of Crowing Pains: "Billy, this is the only way I can teach you how to swim! How a crow like me ended up being your father, I'll have no idea!"
ReplyDeleteIf you think carrying that baby is impressive, you should see how many penises that crow can carry at once. A lot. The answer is a lot.
ReplyDeleteI don't like this new director's cut of NINE MONTHS!
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see black storks finally getting recognition after years of persecution.
ReplyDeleteQuote the Raven, "I got yo baby, nigga!"
ReplyDeleteIn "The Crow 4: City of Lost Children" we learn Eric Draven's horrible secret... he's a pedophile.
ReplyDelete"Hello 911? I left my baby with Jon Voight for five minutes, and when I came back she was gone! He just kept saying "Baby Bird" over and over! Yeah, like in that PG-13 rated movie Anaconda! You gotta help me!"
ReplyDeleteI seen a horsefly, a dragonfly, and a house fly, but I aint never seen no baby fly! oh wait... I have seen a baby fly. They called maggots, aint they? Yeah, I seen them befo. Then I step on em, cuz they NASTY!
ReplyDelete"Whew! Baby got back!"
ReplyDelete"In the Matrix, babies aren't born... they're flown."
ReplyDeleteOnce touched by a bird, the human mother will abandon her baby.
ReplyDeletePictured above: Patient Zero of the Bird Flu. Way to go guy....ruining it for the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteThe mother crow was just trying to teach her baby to fly, but, unfortunately she didn't realize that a human baby had crawled into her nest...
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