I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!!! I've decided to reboot the blog. We're gonna start off small. Once a week for new posts. And for the first 48 hours, I'm going to let you make the first captions for it. Look at the picture. Write a caption for it. It's easy. Try it.....go ahead.......
♪♫ Happy Birthday to meeeeeeee! ♪ Hey, you know what they say, 40 is the new...oh fuck it, if you need me I'll be on my futon crying into this sheet cake.
ReplyDeleteThat's not how ear candles work
ReplyDeleteHidalgo is trying desperately to channel all the "happy birthday" wishes of birthdays past
ReplyDeleteThe frosting felt better on my nutz.
ReplyDeleteIt had been 133 days since the last incident at the birthday cake/pillow factory.......until today.....
ReplyDeleteI call the piece that doesn't have beard in it!
ReplyDeleteThey say if you put your ear to a cake you can hear wishes from all the children that never came true.
ReplyDeleteNow you know what's under all those pillowcases on people's beds! Cake! Beautiful, glorious cake!
ReplyDeleteJohn always made sure to bring his secret weapon to any pillow fight.
ReplyDelete"I can't believe she left me. Was my cake talk really THAT dirty?"
ReplyDeleteThe only down side is cleaning the cream stains off the sheets...
ReplyDeleteSweet dreams are made of this...
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