Friday, April 30, 2010

Week 40 - Pic #3 - Friday Caption Fun Time!

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  1. Look at that! Johnny Depp masturbates the same way I do--with a glove of sharp knives!

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  2. Wonder if he's dreaming about seeing the new NOES movie like me!

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  3. Who would've thought that Depp could have gone from this to being Capt. Jack Sparrow of ruler of France.

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  4. Freddy hates jerking you off to late night scrambled porn.

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  5. I wonder if he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching.....

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  6. Depp dozes. Depp sleeps. Depp overslept cuz Depp sleeps deep.

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  7. Awww... so that's how he got the role in Sleepy Hollow!

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  8. "Still static... No, Fred! Move your claw to the left! My left! Now a little right... there! Perfect. Now stay just like that."

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  9. "No wet dreams, Johnny! You'll rust my knives..."

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  10. Freddy loved sleep overs at Johnny's house, but hated when Johnny demanded they have shadow puppet contests. He always lost. This time he was going to practice until he got it right, even if it took him till morning...

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