What is this blog about? Well, I thought I'd put up pictures, and then you the reader can comment with captions that could be associated with the pictures. Sounds simple enough, right?
I wonder if he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching.....
Freddy loved sleep overs at Johnny's house, but hated when Johnny demanded they have shadow puppet contests. He always lost. This time he was going to practice until he got it right, even if it took him till morning...
Look at that! Johnny Depp masturbates the same way I do--with a glove of sharp knives!
ReplyDeleteWonder if he's dreaming about seeing the new NOES movie like me!
ReplyDeleteWho would've thought that Depp could have gone from this to being Capt. Jack Sparrow of ruler of France.
ReplyDeleteFreddy hates jerking you off to late night scrambled porn.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching the scene in NOES where he fell asleep watching.....
ReplyDeleteDepp dozes. Depp sleeps. Depp overslept cuz Depp sleeps deep.
ReplyDeleteAwww... so that's how he got the role in Sleepy Hollow!
ReplyDelete"Still static... No, Fred! Move your claw to the left! My left! Now a little right... there! Perfect. Now stay just like that."
ReplyDeleteNo glove, no love.
ReplyDelete"No wet dreams, Johnny! You'll rust my knives..."
ReplyDeleteFreddy loved sleep overs at Johnny's house, but hated when Johnny demanded they have shadow puppet contests. He always lost. This time he was going to practice until he got it right, even if it took him till morning...
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