Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Caption Contest - Week 1!


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  1. When Sara couldn't fit any more 'nilla wafers in her mouth, she literally tossed her cookies!

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  2. After eating a whole box of 'nilla wafers, Emily proceeded to throw up. In retrospect, she realized she should've chewed them before swallowing...or at least dipped them in milk first.

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  3. But how can I recreate Marlon Brando’s creepy orange wedge smile from THE GODFATHER when all we have are these nilla wafers?

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  4. If you think this is impressive, wait till you see what i can do with a penis...

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  5. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar...?

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  6. I think christ would be happy knowing that even after his death, his body could still be used to fill girl's mouths.

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  7. When Bertha's parents first developed the anti-mouth sex device, they failed to realize the cookie destroying power of the male genitalia.

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